May 2018

treeprince ответил(a) на ваш пост “thoughts before bedtime. you know this story about “who created a…”
a thousand tiny orgasms for the lil birb

this is exactly what Jake will ask for

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I’m not gonna stop making stupid prompts

Yes please, go on👌

micro bird dirk sometimes just.. smooch th-the dick. he lobve it.

==> micro bird!Dirk: Smooch the dick.

now you gotta draw the birb having a thousand tiny orgasms

oh…fuck

Concept: Dirk and Jake are both happily switches. Both need the D and to be pampered every once in awhile

I can say
this is the day’s post

Mermay🐟
Look carefully

SKJSNDKZKDNFFMUDNGKKSIZFNDKRJCRM I WAS LOOKING FOR DETAILS

shhhhhh~

AAAHHH WILL YOU POST IT SEPARATELY MAYBE PLEASE?

Sure thing! I just wanted to tease you a little bit

Oh my god!!!!! That last post!!!!!! JAKE IS BOTTOMING! THE CURSE IS BROKEN!

Hallelujah 👏 👏 👏

THAT MERMAY GOODNESS! YOU'RE AMAZING!!

THANK YOU!!!

Okay the fact that mer!dirk is holding his and Jake's weight with just one arm and his tail is getting me all sorts of hot and bothered

I love your mer Dirk! He has such beautiful colours! Very pretty, very strong mer! :) I love how he is holding Jake up... And how Jake is hanging up on him, aahh! Say, is he your original merdirk or is he from some AU?

Thank you so much❣
yes, he is original

bondage?

And with the power of magic the clothes are poofed away. Poof.

I love how you draw Jake covered in cute little moles <3

Thanks!
Moles are my favorite headcanon for Jake. I like to think that he has a lot of them.

Silly prompt: Micro Dirk riding Jake’s dick like it’s literally a horse (with a dumb little saddle and everything)

also i got sick so there are not so many things I can do right now 😷

I hope you feel better soon!! 💜💜💜

Thank you!! <3
I will try to recover as soon as possible

boringid ответил(a) на ваш пост “Silly prompt: Micro Dirk riding Jake’s dick like it’s literally a…”
this is amazing but pls tell me if you put the saddle backwards on purpose???

oops

and why I thought it was the front end (my life is a lie)

Hey dont rush yourself with getting better. Just take your time. Sometimes rushing can make it worse

Thanks for the advice!
I mean I’m not going to rush, I’m just going to give myself more rest.

Why doesn't micro Dirk where cloths? (I hope you feel better soon❤❤)

thanks!
And let me just quote someone 
“Dirk being a stubborn birdy. He likes the breeze between his legs“

Dirk Strider = Dick Rider © Теперича официально подтверждено Вами.

micro birb dirk trying to fucking HUG Jakes dick though. I feel like that would be really cute and funny. Doesnt even have to be hard. Just gotta thank god for what you got, you know?

make the two birds hug :D

omg the birdies did a cuddle, so adorable! I am weak and I Die :0 :0 :0

[May 16, 2018 convo] I've thought about another idea: Dave literally swimming in apple juice, and John judges him from the sidelines. Like, an inflatable pool filled with apple juice, and at the corner, you could see bottles of large apple juice.

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I daresay FishDirk is cute especially the color, now put him in a net, all tangled *shot*

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I'm pretty sure he's going to get out of the net easily. This time, Jake tops---

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YOU BETTER POST THAT MEME, THEY HAVE TO SUFFER WITH ME

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Rima:  ive got another micro dirk, do you know the game flappy bird? I think it’s self explanatory what my idea is
Me: